Since it seems like everyone's having affairs and "sexting," I wanted to get in on the action.  But I don't have time to individually text each listener who wants a shirtless photo of me.  Mulititudes want one.  Trust me.

So, I've posted my shirtless pic here.  You're welcome.

One other piece of eye candy for you today:  The ABC affiliate in Denver made a mistake when they included the cover of Gen. Petraeus' mistress' book in their feature story.  The book is called All In.  I'm sure it was an innocent mistake...

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