After the sexually charged controversy that led to short-timer Nancy Sebring's resignation from the position (Which position? Missionary?), the Omaha School Board hoped that their new hire, Mark Evans, would be controversy-free.
They were wrong!
(With feigned apologies to Mark Evans, Photoshop, and George Costanza. Thanks to esteemed listener Dave for creating this -- and not wanting to be further identified!)
And this one came in this morning from esteemed listener Chuck:
