This is the talk SOMEONE -- perhaps Harry Belafonte -- should have had with Manti Te'o:
Te’o
Parody of “The Banana Boat Song” by Harry Belafonte, new lyrics by Scott Voorhees
Te’o, Teeeeee’o
Lennay’s calling don’t pick up the phone
Te! Manti Te, Manti Te, Manti Te’o
Lennay’s calling don’t pick up the phone
Can’t believe you could be so dumb
Lennay’s calling don’t pick up the phone
A laughing stock is what you’ve become
Lennay’s calling don’t pick up the phone
We know about your Cali girl, named Lennay Kukua
Lennay’s calling don’t pick up the phone
It’s really your Hawaiian friend, Tuiasosopa
Lennay’s calling don’t pick up the phone
You’ve never even seen her ONCE!
Lennay’s calling don’t pick up the phone
Don’t you think you’re a big DUNCE!
Lennay’s calling don’t pick up the phone
Te! Manti Te’o
Lennay’s calling don’t pick up the phone
Te! Manti Te, Manti Te, Manti Te, Manti Te’o
Lennay’s calling don’t pick up the phone
A beautiful girl, at least online-a
Lennay’s calling don’t pick up the phone
Hasn’t come to see you, at least one time-a
Lennay’s calling don’t pick up the phone
Confused little college boy lose to Alabama
Lennay’s calling don’t pick up the phone
Until the Deadspin report, we didn’t give a damn-a
Lennay’s calling don’t pick up the phone
Te! Manti Te’o
Lennay’s calling don’t pick up the phone
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