Feminine Ones

Parody of “Fortunate Son”

Vocals by Joan Fogerty and CCR (Clear Channel Revival)

Some girls are born, made to wear dog tags

For the red, white and blue

But when the band played “Hail to the Chief,”

Ooh, all the girls were screwed

Now it’s me, now it’s me

I’m just as tough as your sons

Now it’s me, now it’s me

Send in the feminine ones

Some people say combat’s just for guys

We shouldn’t send our girls to war

But when they ask us, how much can we give

Ooh, the only answer is “more, more, more,”

Now it’s me, now it’s me

Let me fight with your sons

Now it’s me, now it’s me

I want some combat guns

Now it’s me, now it’s me

I’m just as tough as your sons

Now it’s me, now it’s me

Send in the feminine ones