TEN FREAKY THINGS THAT YOU SHOULD NEVER GOOGLE
This is according to TheStir.com, along with their description of each item. My links and comments are in italics below.
1) Clock spider. I can't even type those words without my scalp crawling. Now, I have a THING about spiders so your creep factor on this one may vary, but if you're a fellow arachnophobe, you definitely definitely don't want to Google Image Search this term.
Unless you're a total freak about spiders, this isn't too bad -- CLICK HERE.
2) Trypophobia. Another Google Image term that returns a surprisingly upsetting number of visuals. Trypohphobia is also known as repetitive pattern phobia, a fear of objects with clusters of small holes.
You'll never know if you have this phobia unless you CLICK HERE, right? What's more fun than a sudden panic attack at your desk?
3) Any medical symptom. Don't do it. All roads lead directly to cancer.
This one's pretty self-explanatory, so CLICK HERE for Sippie Wallace's "Women Be Wise."
4) Tetris fanfic. Yes, there is fanfiction devoted to Tetris. Yes, some of it is pornographic. "I unbuttoned the blue pixel I had on my lower half and instructed her on the ways of foreplay. As her top pixel met my bottom pixel, I let out an ecstatic sigh. Such pleasure I had never experienced in my life ..."
It's true -- CLICK HERE for my favorite.
5) Snapewives. According to the Urban Dictionary, "A group of middle-aged women on the internet who believe they are all married to Severus Snape from the Harry Potter books -- on the astral plane. They have real-life meetings where they take turns channeling the spirit of Snape so they can have wedding ceremonies with him." There are photos. There are videos. There are blogs. There are ... emotions.
There aren't any emotions from me on this, other than the satisfaction of confirming everything I figured to be true about grown women who read all the Harry Potter books. CLICK HERE if you want to know what a Severus Snape is.
6) Coconut crab. Sounds sort of tasty, right? Sure, in the sense that seeing one will eat your brain alive with horror.
I want one, and I want one now. CLICK HERE.
7) Mucus plug. Maybe you're pregnant and wondering what to look for. Maybe you should just use your imagination on this one.
No. No way. You're on your own here.
8) Bedbugs on mattress. SWEET JESUS NO.
You're not averse to looking up mucus plugs, but bedbugs is where you draw the line?!? They're specks on a mattress -- CLICK HERE and butch up.
9) Skin condition. Nope, you don't have to be more specific than that -- Google will return a plethora of terrible visuals for you to choose from.
You don't really want to CLICK HERE, do you? Just skip it -- they're right about not wanting to see this. (But, if you do click on it, yes, it's a foot.)
10) Yourself. Either you'll find no proof whatsoever of your existence or you'll realize just how screwed-up your Internet legacy will be. There's no happy outcome here.
If you must Google yourself, do it in private. CLICK HERE for my favorite image that came up when I put in my own name. (That's my daughter I'm dancing with!)
