I tried to reach the now-former Lt. Gov. yesterday, and I noticed he changed his ringback tone...

Someone Who’ll Watch Her Mouth For Me

There’s a saying old, says that love is blind

Still we’re often told, “Seek and ye shall find.”

So I’m going to seek some certain girls I’ve had … in mind

Calling everywhere, no one’s answered yet

Need a big affair I can not forget

Maybe with a girl I’ll think of with regret

There’s a somebody I’m longing to see,

I hope that she turns out to be,

Someone who’ll watch her mouth for me

Although she may not be a girl some guys think of as pretty,

To my pants she carries the key

Won’t you tell her, please, to be a bit discreet

Follow my lead, oh how I need,

Someone who’ll watch her mouth for me