With his highly anticipated jobs speech tonight, President Obama is effectively kicking off the NFL season.  He knows he needs to be done before the Packers-Saints game starts.  So, if Hank Williams Jr. taught us anything, it's that there's only one way to start a football game...

Click Here for All My Liberal Friends Are Coming Over Tonight (Are You Ready For Some Spending).  This song is also posted within the Vintage Voorhees link near the top-left of this page, so you can upload it to you iPod or burn it on a CD and listen to it all day long!

All My Liberal Friends Are Coming Over Tonight

By President Obama, Hank Williams Jr., Scott Voorhees, “Super Producer” Randy Mack, esteemed e-mailer Chad Z. who suggested the refrain, and Jimmy Hoffa Jr.

 

I got 300 billion dollars burnin’ a hole in my hand

Lord, it’s hard to be the President

I got plans for more jobs, I got plans for tax cuts

You Republicans just keep your mouths shut

I got to get ready, my speech is tonight

‘Cause all my liberal friends are coming over tonight

 

Are you ready for some spending?  A government payout?

This is your President, ready to hand other people’s money out

You Tea Partiers are in for a fight

‘Cause all my liberal friends are coming over tonight

 

Now my jobs plan is here and it’s a winner

It’s a whole lot better than Speaker John Boehner’s

But I got some tendencies Fox News abhors

If it was up to those guys we’d have a Civil War

Had to move my speech from last night to tonight

‘Cause there was some debate of the jokers on the right

They said Obama you can do what you wanna do

But, uh-uhh, don’t intrude on the football views

 

So are you ready for some spending?  Hey do you wanna party?

I’ll even extend that Social Security tax cut, though the program’s insolvent

Rick Parry, Mitt Romney and all you terrorists on the right

All my liberal friends are coming over tonight

 

Are you ready for some spending?  A Thursday night stimulus?

We got Reid, Pelosi and Biden, we’ll get the Democratic Party started

Everybody get ready, everything will be alright

‘Cause all my liberal friends are coming over tonight

 

LET ME BE CLEAR!